Nursery rhymes , part of our heritage and childhood but also grim,dark violent affairs involving choppers chopping off heads, mice with no eyes, falling from trees and the like. So here goes a Mammasaurus Nursery Rhyme for the Modern Mother #2 … to be sung at any time of day that you think you deserve it to the tune of Three Blind Mice . Enjoy as this one’s an anthem for the sisterhood !
Tea is nice, Tea is nice,
And so is cake, And so is cake,
We’re mothers and cleaners, We’re cooks and we’re wives,
So boil up those kettles and dig out your knives,
Cut the biggest slab of your whole frickin’ life,
‘Cos tea is nice.