It's Sunday again which is meme day for Mammasaurus. Everntually I will get round all the memes of the World...or may be not. This week I'm joining in Kate Takes 5's Listography - Top 5 Keyword Searches on Your Blog. I've been reading lots of them this week on my travels through the blogosphere and they have been making me chuckle rather heartily.
Now I know what you are thinking - titties or boobies must be up there in the top 5...right? Wrong! Sadly my 'Top 5 Keyword Searches' are rather boring indeed, so I'm being a bit rebellious and giving you my 'Top 5 Keyword Searches' followed by my 'Top 5 Favourite Keyword Searches'
Ok brace yourself for the boring Top 5
Snail- yes with 1,075 views it's 'snail', all from a post with a snail piccy tagged 'snail'.
(I couldn't find it though so here's a piccy of Bean licking her own knee in Tesco)
Loose Lips - and no, that's not some crude reference to my vajaja it is due to a picture!
Dirt Girl World.
And now for my personal favourite
"charlie. and. lola. is. berf. day" - searched for 8 times which I find mind boggling!
"how do i tell the tooth fairy i have a wobly tooth" - sweeeeet! I have visions of a 7 year old googling that only to read my post on spooning.
"CBeebies porn" - ok, yeah that's normal. Um. Yeah.
"Is it weird to have 8 children" - I fear that finding me may not have given them the hope they needed.
And my all time favourite EVER EVER searched for 5 times ..."she has a bong in her vagina"
And now head on over to Kate Take 5's to see what other weird and wonderful things people have been finding lurking in their search keywords!