Damn you Peppa Pig ! You porky satanic swine monster !
Feel my rage - RARRRRRRR !
Oz and Bean have a new 'phase' of irritating toddler behaviour courtesy of George Pig. Now I have come across some flaming annoying toddler/ pre-schooler behaviour over the years ('why mummy?' = classic torture) so I was surprised when a new strain of blood boiling behaviour began just 2 weeks ago.
It's a simple psychological torture trick that maybe bad-ass interrogation types should consider. One word, highly rude and annoying 'No'. And for those of you lucky enough not to know what I am banging on about here's a little clip... a clip may I add that is a re-enactment of George says no for I fear the copyright police may kick my arse and put me in blogger jail if I put on a clip of 'da real pig in da hood' as word on the streetz is that the P.Pig crew do not appreciate their clips being uploaded to the web...
So it's 'Ozzy can you come and get in the car now?' 'No', 'Beany do you want some juice ? 'No'.
How rude ! It's even more soul-destroying as one rainy day a few weeks back, faced with 2 bonkers kiddies I visited the local supermarket and bought a small armful of Peppa Pig dvds which were on offer at £3 each...A bargain so it seemed but boy am I paying the price now !
And don't get me started on the 'Bing Bong' song...
Just don't ...
Bacon sarnie anyone ?