The Sunday Meme - Dear So and So

Dear Reader,

Every Sunday I am taking on a different meme. By the time I am 65 years old I think I will have got round them all. This week it's the turn of a meme that I often read peoples posts for and chuckle away but have never done,

Hanging my head in shame

Mammasaurus

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Dear me,

In future do not underestimate the mischief of a 2 year old boy running wild and unleashed in the driver’s seat of the car whilst you erect the family tent. 14p in coppers is quite a sod to try and fish out of the cars CD player.

Yours in hindsight,

Mummy-who-can-no-longer-listen-to-cds-in-the-car

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Dear Bean,

Don’t get me wrong you are a lovely 3 year old daughter and I do think it’s lovely that the highlight of our family camping trip was mummy covering your legs in lots of sand on the beach – but PLEASE stop telling strangers that ‘Mummy tried to bury me yesterday’

Yours in fear of Social Services,

Nervous

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Dear breasts.

I notice that are hanging a good 2 maybe 4 inches below the bust line of some other womens these days. Please pull yourselves together – literally.

Love you lots –though not as much as I used to do,

Me

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Dear next door neighbour,

You have a hot 19 year old son and he may be outdoors in just a small pair of shorts but that’s little compensation for the fact that you have been burning bonfires constantly for 3 DAYS now. Pack it in or I am going to bring round all my soggy washing and demand that you dry it.

Angrily with a huge mountain of post-camping washing,

Failed domestic goddess

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Dear 3 Bedroom Bungalow To Let,

I may not join in every week but I really do rather enjoy reading all the 'Dear So and So's' that I see flying about the Blogosphere,

You rule!

Love and respect - Mammasaurus x

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