Damn you Peppa Pig ! *waves bacon butty with rage*

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Damn you Peppa Pig ! You porky satanic swine monster !

Feel my rage - RARRRRRRR  !

*Sighs* Phew I'm glad that's off my chest. Righty ho today I am a ranting. It's been a while since I felt the need to vent my spleen (a la Charlie and Lola and Baby Jake stylee).

Oz and Bean have a new 'phase' of irritating toddler behaviour courtesy of George Pig. Now I have come across some flaming annoying toddler/ pre-schooler behaviour over the years ('why mummy?'  = classic torture) so I was surprised when a new strain of blood boiling behaviour began just 2 weeks ago.

It's a simple psychological torture trick  that maybe bad-ass interrogation types should consider. One word, highly rude and annoying 'No'. And for those of you lucky enough not to know what I am banging on about here's a little clip... a clip may I add that is a re-enactment of George says no for I fear the copyright police may kick my arse and put me in blogger jail if I put on a clip of 'da real pig in da hood' as word on the streetz is that the P.Pig crew do not appreciate their clips being uploaded to the web...

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So it's 'Ozzy can you come and get in the car now?' 'No', 'Beany do you want some juice ? 'No'.

How rude ! It's even more soul-destroying as one rainy day a few weeks back, faced with 2 bonkers kiddies I visited the local supermarket and bought a small armful of Peppa Pig dvds which were on offer at £3 each...A bargain so it seemed but boy am I paying the price now !

And don't get me started on the 'Bing Bong' song...

Just don't ...

Bacon sarnie anyone ?