Yep you read me right – I am outta here! I can hardly believe my luck this past day, the Gods of Fortune have been looking down upon me and blessing me with the finest darn karma that ever there was!

It all started yesterday when I checked my email, you’ll never guess what? It appears I have won an ipad in a random online draw! All I need to do now is click a link and leave my bank details, my middle name and post them my birth certificates – what a stroke of luck that was!

But the good luck didn’t stop there… I have been given the fabulous opportunity to help a lovely lady,  Miss jennifer juma the only daughter of late Mr.and Mrs. Mohamed juma, by most honourably setting up a bank account for her to, and I quote ’make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country’.

I know what you are thinking by now- “Corr blimey Mammasaurus, all that good luck, surely there can be no more excitement in one day?” And you my friends are wrong. thanks to the miracle of blogging I have learnt of some fantastic sites and product information within my comments folder, Here’s my faves from today …

- Work – the curse of the drinking class.

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Also I am now a font of knowledge on Weather Vanes, Cat Spraying and Bum-Love having read through the rest of my spam folder.

Boy oh boy – this is the kind of happiness money can’t buy – although money isn’t an option for me now that I’ve been told I have been awarded $100,000,000,000,00 in an overseas draw – I’m not up to speed on the current exchange rates but I reckon that’ll keep me in gin for a week or two